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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me:
Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me:
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*